just do nothing it is impossible ❤

moonmangarrett:
omegaverse:
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit
I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett
Hi garrett

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DateJuly 23rd

pistachiosoda:
“the cousins (who look like they’ve adjusted very well to modern life)
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buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under “no experience needed” and “no degrees needed” and it gave me a job opening for ‘dentist’. Like sure I’ll have a go, give me the pliers

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olibavee:
oh sorry

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I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SU CLIP BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THAN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

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notpukichosadly:

memewhore:

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wiezumbeispiel:

Saw that one silly meme and i knew what i had to do
The original (by @/CAFFSTRINK on twitter):

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Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

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